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Q: I am Miss Clancy James, a 24yrs old girl from Moravia Liberia in West Africa, I am the only daughter of late Dr Akin James, the personal adviser to the former head of state president Charles Taylor, who is now detained under the United National War Crime Custody, his rebels men�s attacked our house one early morning killing my mother and my father, It was only me that is alive in the family now, and i managed to make my way to near by country where i am staying as a refugee now. The main reason why i am contacting you now is to seek your assistance in the area of my future investment and also to help me to transfer the money that he deposited in finance firm, over to your possession.

A: As per previous correspondence, our records indicate that funds in the amount of 2.5 million dollars (US) were successfully transferred to accounts held by Charles Taylor, and that these funds were subsequently transferred to accounts held by Dr. Akin James. I’ll run another transfer trace investigation. BTW, do you happen to speak Pashtun?

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